Men + Mouths = Asshat

I would just like it noted that i deserve some sort of award for not killing/maiming or inflicting any physical harm on my co-worker for his comment of  “You should just try eating less and you wouldn’t look so round”. The second the words left his mouth the other guys on the floor turned tail and left while i singled out the heaviest object that i could lift and still claim “accident” for after it fell on his head.

But i didn’t because i had to pee. Dammit.

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